Meet Robert Burns. Burns is a building maintenance supervisor at Windham Tech, a state vocational high school in Windham, CT. He’s 53 years old and married. He has three grown children and owns a black Lhasa Apso, as well as a single-family home, which has a porch and a lawn. He stands 5 feet 8 inches, weighs 185 pounds and wears a size 10-1/2 shoe. He will, on occasion, pee in the shower.
Individually, each of these statistics is the rule rather than the exception among the entire U.S. population. In fact, Kevin O’Keefe, author of the 2005 book
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