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New Vampire Database Really Bites


spike01-1.jpgIt’s April 1, so you know you have to be on your toes. But this year, you needed to cover your neck too.

AccuData e-mailed its customers a datacard this morning for a hot new compiled file, “Born into Darkness,” offering an undead universe of 9.8 million vampires (831,647 with telephones).

Selects included century of birth, blood type preference, coffin owner, date of death and, of course, mail order buyer. Suggested uses included sunglasses and teeth whitening products.

The datacard was hyped throughout the day on the company’s Twitter feed, AccuDataBrain. Vampires – harder to find than a parking space in NY but I got